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Hello
This LJ has been created for posting in other Ljs and because I love icons. If you happen to be here, you can either help me with my quote collection or add more misspellings to my (now that I look at it) rather large list. They're mostly from babb-chronicles, wich I consider the next best thing since Nutella and german marzipan.
In case it's ever wondered, english is my third language.
If you want, enjoy the list, and if not, then go ahead and enjoy yourself somewhere else.
See ya.
Arihx
p.s.: English speakers, pray for your language.
The Worst Name Misspellings (HP)
McGonagall: “McGonnagag” “proffeser Mogonagol” “McGonagla” “profesr Mcgonagol” “Proffessor MaGonnigle” “Profecer McOnegle” “Professor Maganigal” “prof. Mconnagol” “Menerva Magoniga” “McGongagall” “Professor Magonicle” "professor McGonnogal"
Lord Voldemort: “Woldemort” “Voldmort” “Lord Voldman” “Voldermort” “Voldermet” “Voeldmetrt” “Voldamort(s)” “Volfemort” “Voldemint” “Volxemort” “Veltemort” “Lord Voldemolt” “Veltemort” “Voldermort” “Voldermorrt” “Voltemort” “Voldemrot” “The Dark Lord Valdimort” “Voldermolt” “Volodermort” “Voldmart" “Voldamorth” "Voldamoth" “Valdormor” “Voldermory” “Voldimort”
Tom Marvolo Riddle: “Tom Anus Riddle”
Profesor Severus Snape: “The evil Lotions teacher, professor Snap.” “Servus” “Sverius” “Seveirus” “Seiverius” “Sevserouse”
Lucius Malfoy: “Lucious“ “Luisous”
Malfoy: "Malfart" “Mayfoy” "Malfloy"
Narcissa Malfoy: “Naricissia”
Godric Gryffindor: “Goderic Gryffindor” “Gryffadore” “Griggindor” “Grodic Griffindor” “Gryphondor” “Gryfondoors”
Salazar Slytherin: “Slytherinis”
Fleur Delacour: "Flur Declur" “Flur Deloncour”
Profesor Albus Dumbledore: “Professer Dumbulldor” “Dimbledor” “Dumbeldoor” “Dumbodoor” “Dumblecore” “Dumbleodre” “Alubus” “Proffesor Deumlbedore” “Dumdled”
Trelawney: “Trawlany”
Hogwarts: “Hagwarts” "Hogwartz"
Hermione Granger: “Hormone” “Hormone Groanger” “Ermonneyi” “Herminnei” “Hemroone” “Himonine” “Heromine” “Hermermione” “Garnger” “Hermioen”
Sirius: “Surious” “Sirus” “Sroius”
Harry Potter: “Harry Putter”
Ronald Bilius Weasley: “Ronald Auther Weasly”
Fred & George Weasley: “Fred and Jeoarg”
Viktor Krum: “Victor Crumb”
Aunt Petunia: “Aunt Pentina”
Crabbe & Goyle: “Crabb and Goyal” “Goryle”
Blaise Zabini: “Blake Zimblatti”
Cedric Diggory: “Quadric”
Luna Lovegood: “Luna Lovegrove”
Adromeda Tonks: “Auntie Adoromada” “Andremode-a”
Gringotts: “Grigortts”
Madam Pomfrey: “Madam Pomfree”
Ginevra 'Ginny' Weasley: “Vergina Weasly”
Beauxbatons: “Beaxatons”
Neville Longbottom: “Nevles”
Bellatrix Lestrange: “Bellitrix”
Ollivanders: “Olavadners”
Undefined: “I know their names now; their names are ronweaslyharrypotteranddracosillegalcrus
